frenums:

fucking ground sprinkles what the fuck

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completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

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Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014
hotsoccermom420:

"inner white girl"? you are literally a white girl
zooophagous:

boujhetto:




Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

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p4y-zer:

nic0tene:

0beystitch:

qraduating:

tbhkelly:

sw0g:

tea-hbu:

modelcity:

cravinqfood:

tbh-awkward:

THE PEOPLE WHO PLAY PETER PAN ARE SERIOUSLY THE CUTEST PEOPLE EVERY OMFG

This guy was fired because he was getting a lot of wrinkles in his eyes. Since you know, Peter Pan never grows up.

BUT HE ENDED UP MARRYING THE GIRL WHO PLAYED WENDY


LIKE IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE CUTEST FUCKING SHIT EVER YOU NEED TO GET OUT 

I’m done

ARE YOU SERIOUS OMFG WHY ISN’T MY LIFE THAT GREAT

ANDREW DUCOTE IS PERFECTION

I had to scroll down 1,932 of my liked posts just to reblog this again. OMG THE DUCOTES ARE PERFECT AND HIS YOUTUBE VIDEOS ARE PERFECT

my fuckin god

HOLY HELL HE HAS YUOTUBE VIDREOS!?!

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jessepumpkin:

getting 0 notes on a post is really embarrassing because you KNOW your followers saw it but they just scrolled past it and didn’t do anything about it

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brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

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oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

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itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

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disparateyouth:

sometimes i drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams

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oreoofficial:

*takes a selfie but doesnt upload it* its a metaphor

blhak:

Creating a password nowadays: Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin

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