porpentine:

one of my favorite things is how people talk to themselves in tumblr tags, taking this space designed for metadata classification and using it as a form of parenthetical speech. those grey little tags feel so cozy, a whispered dimension to the flat communication of the net

(via humorful)

milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out

sleeplvss:

A makeout session would be great right about now

(via articrnonkey)

destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

fuck-kirk:

doopilydo:

fuck-kirk:

So last year at school we had a new girl and my friend asked her what her name was and she goes

"Anna"

And my friend was like, “oMG LIKE FROM FROZEN!?”

And that girl just looked at her with the deadest eyes ive ever seen and said, “Yes. That movie ruined my fucking life.”

YOU THINK THAT’S BAD?

MY NAME IS ELSA.

You poor, poor soul

(via theperksofunoriginality)

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(via crunchier)

Me: I'd like a Coke.
Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.
perchu:

you could read this from right to left or left to right and it doesnt matter. it doesnt matter

teencry:

do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

image

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orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

(via articrnonkey)

tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

(via crunchier)

heart:

people that will always talk in caps with you are the best people because that means instant friendship

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

fake-mermaid:

fake-mermaid:

how do people even build bridges wtf

like?????????

image

(via humorful)

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