gayttlieb:

DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A ᶠʳᶦᶜᵏᶫᵉ ᶠʳᵃᶜᵏᶫᵉ

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exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

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it looks like my sister

bro-mies:

I get more messages on 420 then on my birthday

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babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

egberts:

xehanort:

every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school

even scarier

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spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

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grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

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thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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perks-of-being-chinese:

stealinthedeclaration:

perks-of-being-chinese:

HAPPY 4/20!!!!

It’s April 19th here…

timezones are amazing

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urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

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jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

textpostsrus:

i bet in hell everyones face looks like this

image

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